Rap 101 Lyrics

Yeah blud wha'gwarn?
Hello Friend. How are you?

What's the drilly cuz?
What are you up to?

I'm all about "P"s
I'd like to make money

That was bare jokes
That was very funny

See bare means very but can also mean lots of
As in "Yeah I got bare gold on ma watch bruv"

And Positives and Negatives understood
Peak, Sick, Big and Bashy, they're all good right
And Deep, that's good but can mean sad
And Air, Waste, Boog and Wack, they're all bad

Now wanna describe the day you may have had?
Well here's some believable features that you could add

I switched on him blud
I went a bit mad

I sparked him in the grill then I bounced in the whip
I hit him in the mouth then I fled in my car
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It was a minor ting
It wasn't very hard

I linked one gash
I met a young lass

I worked that nice
We had sex alright

Trust, I bust a nut and I'm Audi
I ejaculated loudly and walked off proudly

So many charming phrases that you might miss if they aren't translated
From the opaque to the blatant, now let's try an' analyse the following statement

This one's slightly... slightly more complex but we'll work through it together, here check this out, ready?

Move to me blud and ya click get SHANK
What the RAASCLUT!!! This is big tings fam
Inna bashment, choong ting and a gat
Duckin five-0, bunnin punk like BRAP

Now so like I said not straight forward, but again it can be interpreted word for word, check this out, right ready?

If we ever came to blows then I may have a knife
What the bloody hell!!! This is how I live my life
In a soiree, with a lady and a gun
Avoiding the police, smoking drugs having fun