Catholic Girls On LSD Lyrics

Father, son, holy ghost!

Catholic girls on LSD

Love nuns who have bad habits

Protestant chicks get their kicks

From downing Mummy's tablets

Most everyone's on the trip these days

I'm not selling nothing

Love's the only drug I'm pushing

Push, push and shove love

Down your throat

Push, push and shove love

Down your throat

Down, down!

The Apostles were the happy crew

And Jesus was the dealer

They got high on living life

Heaven got much dearer

They said "Oh!", they said "Oh no!"

Simon Peter was a speed freak

Matthew was one, too

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John

All high from sniffing glue

Matthew was a publican

He was downing eighty shilling

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And man he made a killing!

They said "Oh!", they said "Oh no!"

Now, James the son of Zebedee

And James, his other son

Drank some Bex and dropped some X

And found synthetic love

Thomas was a doubter

Put his finger in the wounds

Bartholomew watched it all

Fucked up on mushrooms

They said "Oh!", they said "Oh no!"

Philip was on amphetamines

And he turned into a freak

In the Garden of Gethsemane

On Valium they fell asleep

Judas tried to kick the habit

Blood money for a loudmouth.

But he wound up as we found out

All hung up and strung out

Push, push and shove love

Down your throat

Push, push and shove love

Down your throat

Push! Shove! Ugh!