Kiss Me You Fool Lyrics

You've been flirting like crazy

Since I walked in through the door

You were so damned obvious

I almost licked the floor

And though you're not attractive

There is still something that appeals

Like a baby seal with it's head caved in

Or eating jellied eels

Please don't turn away now

You know exactly who you are

Is it that you smell the scent

Of a minor megastar?

Now's your chance, let's not dance

Let's really get it on

And touch me, you fool (Touch him, you fool)

Come on and touch me, you fool, (Touch him, you fool)

I know you're shy

Forget that guy

And touch me

You play fair, you're Mayfair

Your hotel's on Park Lane

Your waterworks are wonderful

Oh how can I explain

That to me you're more than cute

You're no Trivial Pursuit

You're the one I'd go to jail for

The one that I'd post bail for

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Give me the chance to play or

Kiss me, you fool (Kiss him, you fool)

Come on and kiss me, you fool (Kiss him, you fool)

You're not stupid

Just kiss me, stupid

Kiss me

For you I'd scale the Ganges

I'd swim the Pyrenees

I'd wade through vats of leeches

In the nude just as a tease

I'd open up my heart for you

And various other things

Your eyes are moist inviting

Your lips part so exciting

Come on let's play, don't run away

I need you so, it's frightening

Feel me, you fool (Feel him you fool)

Fulfil me, you fool (Fill, him you fool)

Oh, it would be bliss

Get a grip on this

And feel me

Come on and feel me, touch me

Please me, tease me

Pump me, lump me, hump me, jump me

Root me, poot me, hoot me, scoot me

Hurt me, squirt me, belch me, felch me, whip me...

JUST FUCK ME!