Psycho Chicken Lyrics

I can't seem to face up to the facts,

I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax,

This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down,

A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

A psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away

Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

I don't know just what to do,

He's got a grudge against Frank Purdue,

He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything,

I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?

A psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away

Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee
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Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose,

But psycho chicken still on the loose,

They caught him down in Ohio

They tied up his head and they put him in the oven,

They put him in a box right next to a road,

Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home,

Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine,

But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!

Psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away

Oooh oh oh oh

A psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away

Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee.