What If God Lyrics

(piano and singing with Mini-Me and Dr. Evil)
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Blu blu blu
Blu blu blu
Bla bla bli bli bli

(talking)
Dr Evil:
Well done, very good

Number Two:
Dr. Evil, that was fantastic

Dr Evil:
Thank you, Number Two
I wrote that, yeah
Dr. Evil - What If God - http://motolyrics.com/dr-evil/what-if-god-lyrics.html
Scott :
Dad, he put this in my bed!

Dr Evil:
Who?

Scott:
Your stupid mini-you
He put road kill in my sheets!

Dr Evil:
What?
Don't you ever do that again!
Do you hear me?
Don't you ever do that again!
I can't stay mad at you.
Look at that punim!