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- Prince Tpenolaj
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Dr. John - How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? lyrics
Now you say you aint never met my wife, you aint never seen her befo,
Say you aint been hangin roun my crib; well heres somethin I wanna know
I wanna know what in the worl is goin down,
How come my dog dont bark when you come around?
I got the baddest dog, hell bite anybody.
He bit my little brother, took a chunk out of my ol sweet lil mother.
He bit the mailman he sees him every day; he takes one look at you, he wanna jump up and play.
Now I aint got a clue as to what you puttin down, but
How come my dog dont bark when you come around?
My dogs dangerous; tried to set people straight;
I even bought a BAD DOG sign an hung it on the gate.
Here you come trippin up bout a quarter of nine
Fulla dat Night Train wine, tryin to slide past the sign
My dog been noddin off, aint payin you no mind.
Thats my dog, when I come home he dont sleep THAT sound!
How come my dog dont bark when you come around?
I still dont like it, I dont dig it one damn bit,
The way you an my dogs so tight, somethin dont fit!Dr. John - How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around? - http://motolyrics.com/dr-john/how-come-my-dog-dont-bark-when-you-come-around-lyrics.html
I slipped through the alley, I called my dog,
Said, get off your rusty duster, move a little faster to your ol master, you old cayute, you.
He took one look at me, an he growled an he ran straight to you.
Now somebodys been confusin my po hound.
An I wanna know whats goin down.
How come my dog dont bark when you come around?
(Clarinet Solo)
Maybe I better call up Jacoby & Myers, an you can take the fifth, amendment, that is.
You better stand up fo your rights, cause you might not be standin' too long.
Im gonna stop all this confusion. Im gon fire that hound., shoot that dog down.
Then Im gonna get busy mutilatin, strangulatin operatin, an crematin my Ol Lady down at the cremation station.
Then Im gonna torch that, too, and come right on after you!
You can give you heart an soul to charity; all the rest gonna belong to me.
Im goin straight down to dat barber supply shop, get me a pearl handle, double edge, hollow ground, super blue blade, adjustable, stainless steel, honed edge, both blades on the same side so when I cut you once, you gonna bleed twice, goin an comin. An if you don believe me, shake yo head; itll be singin I aint got no body.
Cause one night I did a little FBI Double-O-Seven-type investigatin. You an my Ol' Lady thought I was gone, but I wasnt gone. Dats why I have to separate you from your ground. An the only soun you gonna hear when you six feet in the ground:
How come my dog didnt bark when you came around?