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Elvira Madigan - Damnation's Cellar lyrics
Did anybody notice, over marmalade and eggs
 In between the princess legs
 What with wars and floods and beggars
 Not to mention stocks and shares
 If you have a moment to spare
 Can you write and reassure me that I have seen
 They're constructing a time machine
 There will be no need for the obituary pages
 We can have any hero from the bygone ages
 Til the truth emerges, the argument rages
 Chorus:
 The major and the minor
 Turn from tallow into tar
 Should we leave them in their place? 
 Down in damnations cellar
 When any form of deity that you might enjoy
 Can be conjured with a test-tube and a flame
 If it's out there then science can explain it
 Or at least remove the blame
 And if there's is anyone you'd like to see again
 The speak up quickly
 Elvira Madigan - Damnation's Cellar - http://motolyrics.com/elvira-madigan/damnations-cellar-lyrics.html
 Send us back da vinci then we don't have to ponder
 The maddening smile of la giaconda
 The critics say nijinsky, the dancer, of course
 While the punters would probably prefer the horse
 Youll find it's quicker than history, cheaper than divorce
Chorus
 Bring back liberace or ollie and stan
 Shakespeare will have to wait his turn
 Elvis presley and puccini shall return
 I suppose we live and learn, though it's hard to believe as we
 Cheerfully burn
 Its curious
 Some will call for justice.
 There are murders to solve
 What about hitler? or at least lee harvey oswald
 Give us this day and everything we squander
 Anyone beautiful
 Somebody blonder
 They'll never please mankind, so lie back and enjoy it
 Stop press: they've just decided to destroy it
Chorus









