I Never Cheated On You Lyrics

I went out dancing with my wife
One of the great joys of my life
We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone
Stopped for a snack on our way home

Miniskirt waitress brought my pie
My eye crawled halfway up her thigh
Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife
My wife said you better pray for your life
‘cause you know I’m the jealous kind
So keep your mind off her behind
I said baby I am a stand-up guy
I had the ultimate reply

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb
But the night’s still young

Down at the beach a Georgia peach
In a red bikini was throwin’ heat
Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook
‘scuse me while I have a look

She said “honey I don’t want to cause a fight
But I’ve also got a God-given right
So what do you think of that muscle man?
He’s got a real cute smile and an awesome tan”
Got no opinion, ain’t my thing
I knew she was just throwing me a zing
I could tell by her evil grin
And by the way she was twirling her wedding ringEric Michael Jones - I Never Cheated On You - http://motolyrics.com/eric-michael-jones/i-never-cheated-on-you-lyrics.html

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb
But the night’s still young

She’s my sugar and I’m her honey
We tease each other ‘cause we think it’s funny
Everyone craves a little spice
But being married to you is awfully nice

Never cheated on her you ask me why
I never want to see my baby cry
Some things you can’t do alone
Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb
But the night’s still young

I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
No baby, I ain’t that dumb
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you
I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb
Oh lookout… the night’s still young

© Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP]