Master Ringo Lyrics

Dear PFIQ,

Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.

I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.

I finally got rid of the smell

Of the deep scrotum piercings

(mumble)

By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.

Now, air can get through.

(laughs)

(FZ: Can you stand like that?

Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .

FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through")

Now, air can get through. Frank Zappa - Master Ringo - http://motolyrics.com/frank-zappa/master-ringo-lyrics.html

Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able.

I have them all

And go over them many times.

You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?

Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.

P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?

Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.

(OOHH!)

I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!

But I didn't want the artist to stop.

Master Ringo

1970-WIM