Worshippers 'R' Us Lyrics

OFFICIATOR
"Welcome brothers and sisters to _Worshippers 'R' Us_, the first church of all denominations.
"Please open your generic prayer books and pray along with me as you stand, sit, kneel, face Mecca or dance." Frantics - Worshippers 'R' Us - http://motolyrics.com/frantics/worshippers-r-us-lyrics.html

OFFICIATOR and CONGREGATION
"Oh Large Person or Persons of whatever gender, or branch of the animal kingdom, who did something great and is now someplace where we aren't. Please