Monster Lyrics

I saw it officer,

It looked prehistoric...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a nasty dance

When it moves in and out

Everybody starts to shout

Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah

Get outta here monster!

Monster! Monster!

Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!

Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster

Monster! Monster!

Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door!
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Don't wanna see that monster no more!

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom

Take that monster! Take that monster!

Take it! Take it! Take that you awful thing!

Take that aaah! Take that aaah!

Take it! Take it! Take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants on the other side of France

But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

Monster! Monster! Oh gee, a great big monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun

When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare

The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek

When they see it's giant claws and it razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing

And I thought dinosaurs were extinct

Aaaaah!