Pirate Song Lyrics

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
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Should have gone to free credit report dot com (yeehaw!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So that you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.