Don't Send In The Clowns Lyrics

Ahem.
All right, look out.

My mother said to me one day "My little tater-tot,
We're going to the circus whether you like it or not"
I told her she could take a hike.
She kicked me in the rear.

I said "All right, I'll go,
But let me just make one thing clear"

Don't send in the clowns, ugh,
Don't send in the clowns,
Don't send in the clowns,
They always bring me down, hey,

So my mother dragged me to the circus on that day,Ghost Space - Don't Send In The Clowns - http://motolyrics.com/ghost-space/dont-send-in-the-clowns-lyrics.html
She bought me cotton candy which I quickly threw away
There were jugglers, acrobats, a monkey in a dress (monkey sounds)
The elephant made quite a stink;
It was okay, I guess.

But,
Then came the clowns,
No! Not the clowns,
Don't send in those clowns,
Anything but them, ugh!

Don't send in the clowns,
Oh, why did it have to be clowns?
I ran home from the circus and I
Never went again.

Phooey!