The Parents Of Roxanne Lyrics

[spoken:] Look, there goes Roxanne's Father
BOY does he look mad!

[Tony Gigolo:]
I am the father - of Roxanne
Rappin on the mic's what I command
You've heard the rap of Roxanne's Revenge
But the true revenge has only started to begin
UTFO, your mouth runs like water
why did you have to make a rap about my daughter?
She was walking down the street - by herself
Mindin' her own business; didn't need no help
Then some three clowns, by a tree
Kangol, Ice and EMD
This is a battle, so you better think twice
And now you're gonna hear it - from my wife
[Lacey Lace:]
Well Roxanne is my daugher, and I am Mary
I'm the one that you said looked so scary
Well where do you get off - talkin' about me?
Sissified Rapper, and EMD
Well you're a sucker MC, and that's the truth
You know you dress real sloppy and you're wearing Brut
You Kangol! And Doctor Ice
Your daddy wears Tickle and your momma Old Spice
What'd you call my sons "Tom & Jerry"
And said that my face is very scary
well if dermatology is treatment of the skin
Then you need to go back and have your face done again
It's really quite contrary; your mom looks just as scary
Dresses so weak she sells milk to the dairy;
Because you try to loop it, your raps are very stupid
You come to Roxanne, thought you was cupid
[Tony:]
You're saying to the world - I was a fairy
Me a fairy? Not by far!
But you best check out on what you are
Now Sparky D and the whole damn crew
Saying who can hang; and what's to do
Now, Mona, Lisa, City Slim, Mo Ski
And your junk yard rapper Ms. Sparky D
You walk around town trying to slander our name,
But we're gonna show you how to kick the game
[scratching interlude]
[Lacey:]
Well, she turned you all down; she made you all frownGigolo Tony - The Parents Of Roxanne - http://motolyrics.com/gigolo-tony/the-parents-of-roxanne-lyrics.html
And now you try to slander her name all over town
That's not right; it doesn't work like that
And you tried to cool but, your raps are wack
And your female rapper, what does she want to do?
Saying who can hang with the Sparky D crew
And what she said wasn't even cool
when she called my baby girl a fool
And saying they would have dumped her in the sand
well, she's only jealous 'cause she can't get a man
Now, MonaLisa, CitySlim, MoSki
I said all you're good for is climbing a tree
You are the ones - that are through
You need to go back and swing in a zoo
My daughter told you to meet her at the beach-a
But if she did come, she would be with your teacher
It was 20 below, and she did not show,
And she left you waiting out with a nasty old cold
well, that's good for you, cause you only wanted her box
My sweet little baby whom you called "the Rox"
All you B-Boys, just wanted to brag
But Roxanne didn't deal it; she let you all stand
Sparky D, you told us to grab our bike
So you could rock the party when you get on the mic
Ha, I'm sorry to laugh, but you sound like trash
You better get your tricycle, and peddle real fast
we put you all down 'cause your raps were wack,
So all you sucker MC's: BUST THAT!
ha, ha, ha, ha...
[Tony:]
YO Kangol! You snot nose punk
You want to bang my daughter, but you're full of junk
Roxanne's no freak, she didn't meet you at the beach
'cause discipline - is what I teach
You sucker MC, I will destroy
'cause I used to rock the house, when you was a boy
And Educated Rapper, you are really dumb
Because your IQ is, 1.1,
And EMD, you talk about my daughter
And I.C.E, I'm going to turn you into water
UTFO, you might go for bad
But I'm Roxanne's father, and I'm MAD [echo]

[sung to the tune or "Roxanne, Roxanne":]
Her parents are mad...
Her parents are mad...