Follow The Funk Lyrics

I'm the junky and the flunky with the dragon chasing monkey

Always got him by my side

Steamboat Willie acting silly, getting chilly, missing Billy

'Cuz he won't pick me up for a ride

Started bakin' and a cakin', up some rattlesnake bacon

For the trip to old Slappy's farm

Started blinkin', I was sinkin', had a cup of tea with Lincoln

With the monkey yankin' on my arm

Chorus

Watchman, comin' down the street,

Come on, walk with me

No need for no money

Don't try nothin' funny

Where we're going it sure don't matter

Gonna get your whole mind set to shatter

Follow the funk

I couldn't handle, lit a candle, turned out to be a sandal
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I apologize to that man

I couldn't deal, I turned the wheel, Towards Oklahoma Steel

And I told them my name was Dan

I met Timmy and Dimmy, they kicked me in the jimmy

And told me to leave this place

Hit a bowl with a troll, he stole, from Paula Cola

Who was quick to reach for the mace

Chorus

Getting' weary, eye's were teary, that's when Timothy Leary

Told me 8 more hours to go

I sat down, like a clown, dressed in all brown

Hip deep buried in snow

Fell asleep in a manger, with a stranger, named Danger

Said he'd take me to the top

He moaned for the tones spit out by Elvin Jones

'Til I found out he was a cop

Chorus, extended