Why I Left California Lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you

I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and

they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're

looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture,

and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this

really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let'sGirlysound - Why I Left California - http://motolyrics.com/girlysound/why-i-left-california-lyrics.html

run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull

just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like

look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your

fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of

those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or

something, I don't know

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left Calif