Divorce Me C.O.D Lyrics

I just bought me a great long ticket
I'm gonna use it at four P.M.
So you can call your secret love
And break the news to him

Oh I thought your little romance
Was on the strict Q.T.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
Divorce me C.O.D.

I won't be around
To hear you cry
I'm Texas bound
And by and by

Well you can reach me down in Dallas
General delivery
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
Divorce me C.O.D.
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Oh there's gonna come a day, gal
When you'll be feelin' blue
And you'll find that you can't pay your bills
With a little I.O.U.

Well this dynamite you're foolin' with
May be T.N.T.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.
Divorce me C.O.D.

No need to fall
Down on your knees
'Cause I don't want
My pity scenes

Well I ain't no college 'fessor
I ain't got no P.H.D.
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q
Divorce me C.O.D....