Me Vs. Toilet Paper / Gandhi Vs. Heston Lyrics

I just went to bathroom

And when I wanted to wipe my ass

I realized that toilet paper

Was stuck in my ass

If I want to take it out

With my hands it will smell like shit

But if I try with something else

I might injure my ass

So please what should I do?

Has anyone experience

With this situation too?

P.S.: the girl with paper in her ass

Heston's an asshole

Pumping up the shotgun

Heston's an assholeGolliwog - Me Vs. Toilet Paper / Gandhi Vs. Heston - http://motolyrics.com/golliwog/me-vs-toilet-paper-gandhi-vs-heston-lyrics.html

American dream

I never had this thing for supreme

Charlton's a butthole

Blah blah la-la-la-la

I never had this thing for supreme

Get out of my face!

Back to the planet of apes

I never had this thing for supreme

Say goodbye so long

And stay where you belong

Cause I never had this thing for supreme

I never had this thing for supreme

I never had this thing for supreme

I never had this thing for supreme