Blind Date Lyrics

My buddy fixed me up with a blind date
Just last Saturday
Was I embarassed when she opened the door
And this was all i could say:
(Yaaaaaaahhh!)

Blind date, blind date
I'll never go on one again, you can bet
Blind date, blind date
I'd rather play Russian Roulette

I was sure that a dark movie theater
(Was the) safest place to hide
But when she asked the usher to find our seats
He looked at her and replied:
(Yaaaaaaahhh!)

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I'll never go on one again, you can bet
Blind date, blind date
I'd rather play Russian Roulette

Saying goodnight, I knew I'd never meet
Any girl uglier
'Cuz even her folks, when they let her in the house
This is how they greeted her:
(Yaaaaaaahhh!)

Blind date, blind date
I'll never go on one again, you can bet
Blind date, blind date
I'd rather play Russian Roulette!
I'd rather play Russian Roulette!
I'd rather shoot myself in the face!
Yep!
(Ugh)