What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics

Brian... skate

Brian... skate

Brian... FIGHT

Brian... SKATE

What would Brian Boitano do

If he was here right now?

He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through

That's what Brian Boitano'd do

Brian... skate

Brian... FIGHT

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics

Skating for the gold

He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz

Wearing a blind fold

And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps

Fighting grizzly bears

He used his magical fire-breath

And saved the maidens fair

Brian... skate

Brian...

So what would Brian Boitano do

If he was here today?

I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two

That's what Brian Boitano'd do

Brian... skate

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When Brian Boitano travelled through time

To the Year 3010

He fought the evil Robot King

and saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids

He beat up Kubla Kahn

Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit

From anybody...

(No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!)

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings (x7)

Brian... skate

Brian... FIGHT

Well Brian Boitano was born

On the planet of Kreynuk

He came to Earth to save us all

From war and death and stuff

Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey!

Brian Boitano's here!

So round up all you lass's

And tell him em have no fear

Say come over here my honey

And I'm gonna take off my pants

And I'm gonna make dirty love to you

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do