Jack La Lanne Lyrics

Blame it on La Lanne

When something goes wrong

That sweatsuited scapegoat

For the exercising bomb

Put the blame on Jack La Lanne

He's our man

My lawn turned yellow

My goldfish died

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Right in my eye

He's the fucking cause

That sweatsuited scapegoat

With the atomic sock

When he exercises me

I know he doesn't shower

When I see him beatin' meat

He makes me want to shower.