Holy Fuck I'm A Dad! Lyrics

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
I guess I can't say fuck anymore
Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
You should've seen the blood on the stork
Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
Can I get a baby high five, government fuck you?
Holy Fuck, I'm the dad of a Devin: Part 2
Hello? Is this a phone?
Is the motherfucking grandpa home?
Hey dad, get on the phone, it's not a joke

I don't know how or if I'll ever find the words to
Explain
The way I feel now
I just want to spend every single day
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Sniffing ass for poo
I got a singing toilet just for you
But I secretly want to use it
Where do you go to get a "#2 dad" t-shirt?
And how do you know if his balls or his teeth hurt?
And where do you go when your heart is going to
Explode?

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
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Where do you go?
And how do you know?

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
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