Crippled By Pizza Lyrics

I'm crippled by a simple decision
And possibly gifted by a vision.
I've made my choice- I'll stand by.
I'll take one more bite then lay down and die.

...And that one treasure,
Thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
I'll face the consequences
OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED!

I'm crippled. I'm crippled.
I'm crippled by pizza.
I'm crippled. I'm crippled
And I can't go on.

I CAN'T RESIST SO I PERSIST IN THIS.
So delicious, pizza's powerful taste.
I seek, strike and consume it every day.
It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.

I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED!
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I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED!
I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON!

I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED!
I'M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
I'M CRIPPLED! I'M CRIPPLED!
I'M CRIPPLED AND I CAN'T GO ON!

My hunger, it hurts me
Just to turn around and flirt with me.
Each slice a paradise
But in the end I'm twice the size.
I've made a choice that I'll stand by,
I'll take one more bite then I'll lay down and die.

PIZZA!
PIZZA!
I WANT PIZZA!
JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!

"It's a pizza party!"