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Horton Jimmy - Mistress lyrics
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 I don't trust no women.
 My mom- maybe
 My sister- a little bit
 My niece- I don't know
 I ain't tryna hear no relationships, I had a couple, that's enough
 I ain't tryna hear nothin yo
 yo yo yo yo
 Her name's Theresa, sold sneakers couldn't miss out
 I'm kickin it, the same time, tryna get a discount
 spoke for 2 minutes, a few hours up in it
 Had me thinkin marriage, already had the tux rented
 Stains on the comforter, pull out and I would come in her
 Hit her on her period, put a towel under her
 Sprung, eventually I would place my tongue in her
 Cooked my favorites and even take shits in front of her
 Head in the taxis, picked up her maxis
 She gassed me, I thought the sex was clearin up my acne
 Its nasty, play fight's shed catch a fit
 She'd try to take it to far and try to grab my dick
 I lost trak of the cash that I spent from her
 Birthdate was her ATM pin number
 Sometimes I wonder, how on earth me and her was put together
 I miss her alot, but her sister pussy better
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 I got a mistress, only hit it when I pay a visit
 I got wifey, to raise my kids and who I gotta live with
 I got a ho, but if she try to play my wife out
 She gotta go, and dealin wit broads you never know.
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 Her name's Ingrid, couldn't speak good english
 Tattoo of a penis between the cleavage
 Strippin to help her save from minimum wageHorton Jimmy - Mistress - http://motolyrics.com/horton-jimmy/mistress-lyrics.html
 But when she jumped, the tattoo would fuck her titties on stage
 Her nickname gelatin, told niggas she was celibate
 But thats because the pussy she would sell-a-bit
 Married this rich blind man named Sullivan
 Take a hundred out his wallet, tell him 10
 During sex, she would moan and scream
 He couldn't see, she was there readin magazines.
 Sometimes freakin off, he was into violence
 Loved pain, tied up, beat him with his blind stick
 Wanted kids, but she was takin the pill
 Plus he paid for all the bills for her to stay in Brazil
 Thinkin its real, but ain't it kinda odd
 The same day he put her name in the will, the day he was killed
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 This girl Shirelle, Puerto Rican wit the long nails
 Follow me all over town grabbin on my coat tail
 I never hit it, cause her girlfriends she would go tell
 Blowin up my phone, pager stayed on low cell
 Sendin nasty e-mails, she was all on my dick
 Scared to hit it cause those Spanish chicks fall in love quick
 Got my name on her left tit, wierd individual
 All about residuals, straight phoetic material
 She want to do a threesome, lick 'em so they each cum
 Hon, I don't put my tongue where you bleed from
 Call you if I need some, chill and be calm
 She wanted me to come by to meet her aunt and her mom
 'Bout an hour and a half, I came through to the spot
 We at the dinner table takin Henessy shots
 Since her moms was lookin good I had to throw on the charm
 The next mornin she woke up wit my dick in her palm.
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