Mining Diamonds Lyrics

---Chorus---
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is. (Mining diamonds X4) X2
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is. No matter what I do, I have to dig
Yeah, uh huh, man your house is nothing. What I found in this cave, now that's something. Down in my mine, you don't see me 'til the morning. (Mining diamonds X4) Don't dig straight down, you might die and have to start again. (Mining diamonds X4)

---Verse 1---
It's night, it's time to dig. I need some health man. But it's too dark to find a pig. Just have to take it slow, but man you know I'm 'bout to faint. Walk off the wrong ledge once, make your heart shake. Safe inside. Man there zombies growling. I hear a hiss and I know that there creepers prowling. But I made a sword from iron. Mobs are coming for me man. I think it's that they retire. There's diamonds here. I'm so close if I can find them. Problem is the monsters hunting. Me like I be hunting diamonds. No love for a player with the shaky hearts. I chop 'em down though it's a work of art.

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---Verse 2--- hosjjoshMC - Mining Diamonds - http://motolyrics.com/hosjjoshmc/mining-diamonds-lyrics.html
Got 'em all man, you know that I have to win. Monsters hate me 'cause I'm beating down their best friends. Found some ore here. But not diamonds. Though lapis, iron, gold, man. You think I used a cheat code. I'm drinking milk man. Looking for some diamonds. So many blocks up in my bag. Pockets full, man. I'm sorta running out of space. Throw some out, man. 'cause everyone knows what it takes.

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---Bridge---
Dig down like I'm supposed to do. Can't leave spaces between the ladders no more. Like I used to do. And my hits are unavoidable. The monsters should be scared of me. They can't handle my wrath. Flows sick what's that real sick. Take some meds and then take a nap… GET BACK. I'm bringing more rhymes you wanting. You need them. Minecraft does know how I fell. We banging this nerd. RAP.

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Thanks to Teammadify for the lyrics on YouTube
Thanks to hojjoshMC for the actual parody