The Dragon Song Lyrics

I'm a knight in this past place (x2)
I'm a knight in this past place
Riding on a horse
Through fields and streams
On a plotted course
Gonna gain the affection
Of the crowned king's daughter
But first, I be needing
The approval from her father
CHORUS
I rode all night through ghosts and goblins
Treacherous terrain and thieves that be robbin'
Until I reached the castle and this is what he said,
"If you wanna wed my daughter then the dragon must be dead"
So I grabbed my horse and grabbed my shield
And trampled back down that very same field
I trampled for a spell and when I reached the cave
I got up off my horse so the dragon could be slayed
Now the dragon fought hard, but I fought harder
He fought smart but, I fought smarter
He took away my sword and I was really scared
But I brought along my knife so I guess I was preparedInq $ Theory - The Dragon Song - http://motolyrics.com/inq-s-theory/the-dragon-song-lyrics.html
I stabbed him in his eye
He was open to the gash
Watched the dragon die
And lit up some of my stash
Feeling stimulted I thanked god for my life
And returned to the castle so I could claim my wife
CHORUS
I rode all night through ghosts and goblins
Treacherous terrain and thieves that be robbin'
Until I reached the castle and this is what he said,
"You've killed off the dragon, so my daughter's in her bed"
And I walked upstairs reflecting on my luck
And went into her room so I could start to fuck
But when I got in, and I saw all her features
My knees got weaker and I cried out, "What a creature!"
So now I'm high like bleachers and I'm running from the guards
Cause her face was all scarred and her body full of lard
So if you're in the past and you want a piece of ass
Whatever they ask look before you do the task
I said so if you're in the past and you want a piece of ass
Whatever they ask look before you do the task
-Translation by David Bleecher and Adam Schmalholz