The Wizard Of Delray Lyrics

Aww shit homeboy, you should of seen me
Drunk at the party drinking 5th of M.D.
Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib
Curled up on the floor like a muthafucking kid
Dreaming I was drinking some Faygo
In my dorm house, and here comes a tornado
The crib goes up spinning round and round
Then BAM!!, I just landed on the ground
Walked out the house, seen the yellow brick road
Up walks a little pimp with a cane and some gold
Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball
And only 3 feet tall
He said welcome and greedings to your new land Joe
I said who the fuck are you, "Sky Lolo?"
He said I'm a pimp, a player, a baller, and yo
To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road
By the way homeboy you got a murder rep
Pointed down at the house and my head just sat
I crushed the witch all I saw was a freak
She had a fresh pair of pumps on looking oh so sweet
I grabed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat
Slaped him in the eye and said I'm the mack
Checked on the witches pumps and said I'm on my way
My name ain't Dorathy, yo it's Violent J
If the wizards guards don't let me pass
I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass
Walking down yellow brick singing Yo Crime Pays
Came to a part in the road and a half and a gage
In the field I saw a god damn scarecrow
I ain't playing no games tell my ass were to go
He said hold up muthafucka, it ain't about all that
I ain't scary bitch, my names Nate The Mack
I got a mossburg underneath my straw
We can buck 2 pucko he's a god damn jaw
Yo homeboy this place ain't a joint
This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit
He said Scare Crow Mack, I don't really care
Like big daddy cane, I'll take you there
So we sat down chilling on yellow brick
Talking about all the bitches that sucked our dick
Later down the road I said "God damn!"
I saw a fucking tin man
I said suit cans scrap metal and coral
I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil
Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G
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I'll team with 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up
Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut
I said bring your tin can ass with us
Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to the bus
A cap in the Wizard's ass
Come to Detroit and make plenty of cash
Comming up to the forest me and my 2 boys
Like in the movie we was singing that noise
Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my
Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my
I'ma black someone's eye
If I get jumped in the fucking jungle
Cause if someone rushes me, we gonna rumble
Then a fucking lion jumped on Nate The Mack
Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack
The lion pulled out a gat and said drop your wallets
You wanna spark homeboy, you eating bullets
My name is Lavel Lion, then he started crying
Slip once and all ya muthafuckas are dieing
Chill you god damn buck tooth ass hoe
Don't rob us G rob a liquar store
In Detroit Delray southwest city
Cause know living in these woods are shitty
Come with us, we'll take you to Delray
You can rob muthafuckas every god damn day
Shit, finally we was at the castle
And with there guards we got no hastle
Strap like Al Capone started busting out the holes
Droped them all, like dominos
We found some big doors so we kicked them in
And that's when we seen my Wizard friend
I said take my ass home and he started to laugh
So I shot his pompus show magical ass
Boom boom boom, the muthafucka dropped
Before I stepped to him, make sure my gun was cocked
We found a set of keys laying beside him
They went to his truck and we was low riding
Back to Detroit like MOJO
Fucked his ass up and we forgot about Toto
Bang, woke up drunk as hell
Stumbled over to Rude Boy
Before I started to tell my story
Then I let it pass
Cause I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass