Wizard Of Delray Lyrics

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
One time, the ICP with this shit
For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to
Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

(Violent J)
Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed
Seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
In my dope house, and here comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run no where
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air
And don't laugh just yet
(Yeah it's landed in muthafuckin' Oz) bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon
'Cause this midget muthafucker and his boys are steppin
"Oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
And they saying that I'm doomed
Cause I killed some hoe that rides on a broom
Fuck this, I'm goin back to where I stay
And I walking down the yellow brick alley way

(2 Dope)
Well, go on muthafucka!

(Violent J)
Now I'm roaming just like basehead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullshit no more
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four
Best tell my ass how to get back
Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head
"You wanna see the wizard?"
Fuck yeah, I do
"Get me off this pole and I'll come with you"
You know the wiz?
"Yeah, I used to roll for him
Then he gave me on a 'g
Now I gotta bullet for him"
So me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes
I ain't seen one muthafuckin' rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought, there go the tin man
How to get to the wizard?
"What the fuck
I ain't saying shit until you oil me up"
I don't see any mutha fuckin oil, bro
"Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull"
Just like the book said
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto

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(2 Dope)
Shut the fuck up bitch
Damn, this ain't Kansas, hoe
This is the southwest muthafuckin' ghetto zone, bitch
So pick your skank ass up
And you and Toto get the fuck on

(Violent J)
Yeah, we've come a long way
Dropin' muthafuckas all the way to Delray
And I'm a wonderland story book tourist
Gripping that 44, we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, and a bear
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my
I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye
Don't fuck with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying
"You've come and buck with the fucking lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold"
Or what?
"Or I'm a let this nine unfold"
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray
There you can rob muthafuckas every day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hassle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in Oz, they know of Violent J
Fuck a wizard

Yo, where's the muthafuckin' wizard stay
"Who wants to know?"
Violent psychopath J
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cause there's no place like Detroit

"Welcome to the wizard's kingdom
The wizard of the ghetto as it's said
Welcome to the wizard's kingdom
Sorry, muthafucka, this is where you'll stay
Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me
And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker
I'll chew your ass up. and spit bullets out, muthafucka!"

We let it rain,
Servin' out slugs to his muthafucking brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Cause the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about carjacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was finna to tell everybody
But I just let it pass
Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass