I Feel Like Winking (misprint) Lyrics

"The man they call the Pharoah of Filth
The man they call the Maestro of M*sturbation
The man with the stickiest handshake in Croydon this
evening...
Mr. Ivor Biggun"

"Croydon I love you. Good evening Croydon!
I'm in the mood tonight
I'm feeling horny tonight
I'm feeling so horny that
The crack of dawn had better watch it
That's how horny I feel
Alright... here we go..."

Well I feel like w*nking
Feel like w*nking all the time
I said I feel like w*nking
I Feel like w*nking all the time... I do
Well I feel like w*nking
W*nking is a hobby of mine

I feel so good
I feel so fine
I've got nothing but w*nking
On my mind
Said I feel like w*nking
Feel like w*nking all the time... I do
Said I feel like w*nking
W*nking is a hobby of mine

Now cook my vegetables baby
Won't you cook 'em good 'n' cook 'em hotIvor Biggun - I Feel Like Winking (misprint) - http://motolyrics.com/ivor-biggun/i-feel-like-winking-misprint-lyrics.html
Now cook my vegetables baby
Won't you cook 'em good and cook 'em hot
'Cause when I stick in my meat
I overflow the pot
Tell me, tell me

Now do you feel like w*nking
Now do you feel like w*nking
Do you feel like w*nking
Do you feel like w*nking
Well I feel like w*nking
'Cause w*nking is a hobby of mine

Now I'm a footballer baby and I'm wearing them football
boots..
Now I'm a footballer baby and I'm wearing them football
boots..
You know I stick me centre forward
And I dribble before I shoot..

chorus

I feel bad now
I'll feel better in a minute
I'll hold my hand right there
And stick my pl*nker in it
'Cause I feel like w*nking
Feel like w*nking all the time
"I'm a bit of a tosser really"
You know I feel like w*nking
W*nking is a hobby of mine