The Sailors In The Gents Lyrics

In a gentleman's ur*nal, on the night before cup final
I saw two sailors standing bold as brass
And their conduct was disgusting 'cause one of them was
thrusting
Three fingers up the other fellow's a*se

I said "I'm not complaining but would you mind explaining
Why you're performing this disgusting trick?"Ivor Biggun - The Sailors In The Gents - http://motolyrics.com/ivor-biggun/the-sailors-in-the-gents-lyrics.html
And the first tar said "It's easy, this sailor's feeling
queasy
I'm his mate, I'm trying to make him sick."

I said "But this is heinous, three fingers up the an*s
Will never make him sick, you silly goat."
But he looked rather sly and then gave this reply
He said "They will do when I stick 'em down his throat!"