Trouble With Girls Lyrics

(Ted Harris)

Life ain't fun until you get you one
Don't know what it is about 'em
But you can't dismiss or mark 'em off your list
'Cause you can't exist without 'em.

But this necessary evil ain't the cotton boll weevil
Or a bottle full of homemade sin
It's a two legged creature that's scared of a preacher
All the trouble with girls is men.

Yeah, the trouble with girls is men
And I'll believe it till the day I die
You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em
But I sure would like to try.

Old Scratchy Face leads a Mary Chase
Smelling like a jug of Mennin'Jean Shepard - Trouble With Girls - http://motolyrics.com/jean-shepard/trouble-with-girls-lyrics.html
But it ain't no life tryin' to be his wife
When Baltimore ain't winnin'.

Well, I'd rather have a battle with a wild herd of cattle
than to git him up at six a.m.
Get two good showers and he'll mow down your flowers
All the trouble with girls is men.

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Yeah, the trouble with girls is men
And I'll believe it till the day I die
You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em
But I sure would like to try.

Yeah, the trouble with girl is men.
I know the trouble with girls is men.
I say the trouble with girls is men...