Wish I Was In El Salvador Lyrics

Used to be in a gang

'Till I beat a kid half dead

In a video arcade

Judge gave me a choice: Jail or the Marines

Best time I ever had was being an MP

Aw yeh

I wish I was down in El Salvador

Where I could jerk off with my gun

And kill the poor

More gang busts after I'm discharged

Got on offer from police

Surprise! We'll wipe your record clean

If you'll become one of us

You've got just the skills we need

For the government's official gang

Robothug Riot Squad

Already I want more

Aw yeh,

I wish I was down in El Salvador

We're just countin' days

'Til we can do it up here

Well, Officer Friendly-

What does Elmer the Safety Elephoant

Have to say about this... ?

Well, good buddy

I''ll bet he says you can't do this ARGH!

Or this ARGH!

Or this ARGH!

Or even this ARGH! Jello Biafra - Wish I Was In El Salvador - http://motolyrics.com/jello-biafra/wish-i-was-in-el-salvador-lyrics.html

"His toy gun looked real

I had to defend myself..."

I'm always lookin' for excuses

To defend myself

People are storming out into the streets

People are poouring out into the streets

They hate me, they hate me

I just might have to defend myself

NOW!

It's party time...

I look at you and smolder

With my nightstick and my shield

Little kids throw rocks at me

Their moms call me a pig

Commander says I gotta hold the line

'Til the TV cameras leave

Then we'll fire away, make my day

Just like good ol' Kent State

Why wait!

It'll be like I was down in El Salvador

Gonna jerk off with my gun

And kill the poor

Be a big man with my gun

And kill the poor

Jerk off with my gun

I think I'm gonna kum

Then I'll kiss my gun good night

And put her under my pillow