An Opening For A Princess Lyrics

I liked her, so did I
Why does every princess get the bird? It's just absurd
I've never heard a test so difficult to pass
Alas, a lass is what I lack, I lack a lass, alas alack

Through out the land, no one may wed
Till Dauntless shares his marriage bed
The lonely spinster's life
Go and get the prince a royal wife

We have an opening for a princess
For a genuine certified princess
Tell us when you intend to end this dilemma we're in
None of the ladies give a fig for living in sin

We have an opening for a princess
For a beautiful, bonafide princess
Where's the dutiful knight
Who'll right all the wrongs we've been done?

None of the ladies are having any fun
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What to do? What to do?
Pity the ladies in waiting

Pity the gentlemen too, four, six, eight
Ten, eleven, twelve, contenders in a row
They came, they were tested
Then swiftly requested to go

For a princess
For a genuine certified princess
Tell us when you intend to send us a girl who can pass
And get the price a royal wife

None of the ladies are having any
No one is having any
No one is getting any younger
And it's been God-knows-how-long since

We have an opening for a princess
Who's good enough, nice enough
Sweet enough, smart enough
Rich enough for our poor prince