Dinner With Drac Lyrics

A dinner was served for three

At Dracula's house by the sea

The hors d'oeurves were fine

But I choked on my wine

When I learned that the main course was me!

The waitress a vampire named Perkins

Was so very fond of small gherkins

While she served the tea, she ate 43

Which pickled her internal workins!

Igor, the scalpels go on the left

With the pitchforks, Igor, Igor

What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter
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But her pool looks more red than it oughter

The blood stains the boat

But it's easy to float

'Cause blood is much thicker than water!

Dracula old friend

How are things in Transylvania

For dessert there was batwing confetti

And the veins of a mummy named Betty

I first frowned upon it

But with ketchup on it

It tasted very much like spaghetti!

Goodnight whatever you are!