Very Super Famous Lyrics

In the planet of Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am even the people who don't know who I am
Because

I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
You are not so you are shit

All around the world people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North South East West to East
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans
In the France language girls say "Montre moi tes genitals! "
Spanish girls also say things but I don't know
What they are talking about cause I don't speak Spanish at all
They are probably talking about how my penis is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia
They call me the cockodile hunter in Australia
Wait that sounds like I hunt penises
I don't, I do chicks
In Iraq they found "WMD's", women on my dick
I am Osama Bin Semen the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11
I took down two chicks
And the third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry I just watched loose for change, the pornspirasy video
German girls devoured my frank-squirter in Germany
I raised my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
By that I mean I had sex with a girl on her period that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight
In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do but
I still make sure to wear a condom
Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum

I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
You are not so you are shit

If a lot of people know who you are means you are a talented artist
In order to be super famous you have to be the most smartest
When I am on the red carpet or at celebrities parties
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on smarties
More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singing my words
Even in the countries where people die cause they are so poor
They save up to buy my albums instead of going to grocery store
Cause I am more famous than food that's right you heard me
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I am more famous than mountains
I am more famous than watches
But if you wanna hang with me make sure your panties are crotchless
I am like Lee Harvey Oswald
I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back
Back back into the left
back back into the left
For your safety wear a helmet and a semen proof vest
Yeah the Eiffel tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stings when soap get inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie Die Hard With A Vengeance
They're awesome and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
You are not so you are shit

The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt
Cause even though I am Canadian I am even famous than Canada
I'll light a dick fire to warm up your cold vagina hands
Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu Klux Klan
All the Mexicans love me down in South America
From Columbia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I am Che Vagina I liberate girls from opressive pants
I am Fidel Astro the dictator of ass
I am Sodomy Hussein the king of being hung
I am Queen Ejizzabeth I wear a crown of cum
I am President "Hard As A Rock" Obama
I'm reforming the health care system
Wait that wasn't sexual
The paparazzi follows me every day in my life
I am like Princess Diana except I am alive
I am like AIDS everyone has heard of me
I am happiest inside vagina I got HIV
I am on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspapers
Reads "Hide your daugther MC Vagina's gonna rape her"
Woah! Woah! I didn't write that
Sorry, sorry that was me, my bad

I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous
Super famous super famous
[BITCH]
Very super famous
You are not so you are shit

Oh Yeah, fame is like a tree
It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there "Le feu sur le cheval était brisé, BITCHES !"
I am out of here
I am going to a party with other famous people like Puff Daddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off