Emergency Dyke Project Lyrics

We were driving along a winding highway road

On a weekend camping getaway

There was a twisting turning river churning right beside us

It was ready to spill over the sides

And the sandbags piled high on top to stop the overflow

And the cars were stopped up all in front of us

And on the road just up ahead there was a sign

I strained my eyes to read what it said

And it said

This is an emergency dyke project

There's an urgent roadblock, please pull over here and wait

It's a necessity to keep a tight rein on the flow here

We'll let you know when it is safe to drive on through

I started thinking about emergencies, rivers and dykes

And how I fight the urge in me to wanna merge with the mainstream

How singing feels urgent to me, how I must hold tight to my identity

Or I'm gonna watch it slip downstream

See a guy from a festival committee with a wimpy handshake told me

"Maybe oughta play it a little straighter in your application, Kate"

And I said thanks for the advice, and I walked away

And I got to thinking, wait a second man

What are you really trying to say?

'Cause I've kissed a girl and I liked it too

In fact I've kissed a few in my day

So how come I'm not famous for it yet

Well I don't care if my boyfriend minds

Oops, I forgot I don't got one to hide behind

See I'm not just here for some trendy joyride

I need an emergency dyke project

Seems there's a roadblock here to my success

It's a necessity 'cause the bandwagon's up ahead of me

And I'm still not getting waved through yet

Well I must admit we're mostly lucky in this country

Being queer seems to be getting easier here every day

Except for the fear of coming out

Being called names while walking down the street

Gay-bashing jokes in the staff room, what are we complaining about?

We don't have to serve jail time 'cause it ain't a crime no more

So what if they organized a vote nationwide

To decide if they should let us get married

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'Cause they forgot to change the wording

So gay divorce was technically illegal!

Good thing they didn't take a vote on changing that law too

That could've been hell for some people

Now while I'm at it, I'm on a roll

Just wind me up and watch me go

Let me play you a little slice of lesbian life

Butch women aren't always welcome in women's public restrooms

'Cause some straight mum will insist you're in the wrong place

Grab her kids and run, thinking you're a man

Then the small town hotel clerk asks, two beds, then?

And you and your gal say, no, one will be grand

And he looks confused and says

Well which one's the wife and which one's the husband?

And then your mother asks, darling, do you have to dress so masculine?

I mean really honey, do you have to be a lesbian?

I need an emergency dyke project

One that defies heterosexual logic

It's a necessity 'cause I'm an invisible minority

And conforming just ain't an option for me

So until I see us all out there on the big screen

On radio, in textbooks and ads and magazines

I'm going to keep on living my dream

I'm going to keep on being the real thing

And I'm hoping I'll work myself out of this job eventually

But in the meantime, I'd rather pass for a girly dyke

Than squeak by as a question mark

You know, I'd rather make my mark in this game

'Cause I'm a day making a name for myself

I'm a woman on the loose, loose-lipped and rocking the ship

Shit-disturbing, just for the fun of it

This is an emergency dyke project

There's an urgency to my work here every day

It's a necessity 'cause the mainstream can't seem to accept me

So I'll sing in bold hoping this is history one day

This is an emergency dyke project

There's an urgency to our work here every day

It's a necessity 'cause the mainstream can't seem to accept you and me

So let's live in bold hoping this is history one day

And I'll sing in bold to keep those homophobes away