Don't Make Me Have To Come In There Lyrics

When I was a boy about ten years old

I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole

Floatin' around in my birthday suit

When a friend turned over my inner tube

Said a four letter word, and my heart sank

When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank

(Chorus)

Don't make me have to come in there

You'd rather tangle with a grizzly bear

You got about a minute to get out here

Don't make me have to come in there

Boy don't make me have to come in there

Barely sixteen when I borrowed me the car

Started to a movie, ended up at a bar

With a fake ID I got in
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And ordered a round for all my friends

Took a little sip, then spit it on the floor

When I heard Daddy holler from the front door

(Repeat chorus)

Son don't make me have to come in there

Last night I was down at the Do Drop in

Talkin' to an old girlfriend

My little woman gave me a call

When I said hello she began to squall

Don't you lie to me, you're not alone

I'm right outside on my cellular phone

(Repeat chorus)

You better not make me have to come in there

(Repeat chorus)

You better not make me have to come in there