Die Young Parody Lyrics

Just play those four chords from that Flo rida song

There used to be different hits now we recycle one

and play it ad nauseum

None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and

young

(dumb dumb dumb dumb young and dumb)

Their brains have gone numb

(numb numb numb our brains are numb)

Cus thinking is dumb

(dumb dumb dumb dumb books are dumb)

Do what I say every day, and your gonna die dumb

Let's chug some rum with our bums, and make sure we die

young.

Back Yard Wrestling

Falling off of balcony's

Tweet your twat. Text and drive.

Drinking vodka through your eyes.

Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer. (YOLO)

Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (Oh no.)

Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak

Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet

I dress like a truck stop whore

Your daughter loves me, and she's four

I was a hot mess. Now I'm just a plain mess

I must confess that some nights I just want to go home

And read a book all alone

It's possible that we might grow up and die oldKey Of Awesome - Die Young Parody - http://motolyrics.com/key-of-awesome/die-young-parody-lyrics.html

(No no no we won't get old)

That's what I've been told

(No no no you can't go home)

I'm getting a cold

(dumb dumb dumb dumb we're still dumb)

DAD

You're living hard while you're young, and it's making

you old

MOM

That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable.

KE$HA

Trainwrecks state your creed

TRAINWRECKS

Never sober never clean

KE$HA

Out the cab flash the vag

Set the women's movement back

Still don't care about my personal hygiene (pew)

A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)

If you act like a moron for fun (duh)

Pretty soon you will become one (huh)

Slowly getting back at our fathers

Let's sing all my songs on top of each other

Don't Stop- Take it off -DJ --Bla bla-Tik Tok We R Who

who we R stop talk talk talk talkin blooooooooo is my

drug (repeat