Æøå Lyrics

The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger the better, the biggest ever
Size matters!

It's David versus Goliath
You're the kickdrum. I'm the high hat.
Size matters!

You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters!

We write stuff on paper.
You write stuff on a f*cking hill!
Size matters!

More isn't less, it's more.
Size does matter
Size matters!

For every actor that we got
You've got a cast and a crew and a millionaire with that
Size matters!

I complain about my belly fat
You die from it. I can't compete with that.
Size matters!

I feel so small
But we must not forget
That size matters!

And we've got the biggest alphabet

We've got 29 letters, you've only got 26
Let's see how big you are
When you suck our f*cking vowels

Suck my Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
(Sham one!)
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (After X Y Zed)
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å (There is no more Mr. Nice)
We got Æ Ø Å (We got a great big alphabet)
And it's a matter of size

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With Æ Ø Å I am the MÆstØr.

What makes you think you're qualified for this job?
{*chuckle*} Well,
Æ Ø Å! I got Æ Ø Å!

Champagne for everyone, on me!
How will you pay for that?
{*laugh*} Funny.
Æ Ø Å I got Æ Ø Å.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Æ Ø Å!

Baby let me give you some Æ
Then I'm gonna make you Ø
C'mon, let's get it Å
Take it slow from base to base
Then I Æ Ø Å all over your face!

Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å
We got Æ Ø Å
You ain't got the Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (I don't need your big fat ass)
I got big fat Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (I don't need your rock and roll)
I'm rocking Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (I don't need your pornography)
Get it done by Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (I don't need your crack cocaine)
Cause I'm high on Æ Ø Å

We got Æ Ø Å (I don't need the iPhone 5)
I got Æ Ø Å (Just gonna have a look at that)

I don't need Lady Gaga
Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å

Hello, Mr. President? Um, the Norwegians,
they have a bigger alphabet than us.
What? Bigger? My fellow Americans. We have reason to believe...
Norway. Weapons of mass destruction.

Ga-ga-got Æ Ø Å {*explosion*}