Eggs Lyrics

Ozzy

When I wake up

First thing I do

Eggs

Is to look around

For something to chew

"Eggs-actly"

Feeding myself is very, very tricky

Because you see, I'm ridculously picky

Eggs

Strut

Excuse me Ozzy, I---

Ozzy

This Struthiomimus

Won't settle for the dregs

I'll borrow

I'll beg

I'll even kiss you

Strut

Kiss me?

Ozzy

For my dear beloved dose...

Of eggs

Strut

(Sung:)

Hurry, Ozzy, I'm so hungry

I can't wait for another minute.

Here's a juicy little leaf

With a beautiful stick in it.

Can't I have a taste...

If I promise just to lick it?

Ozzy (shouted not spoken)

Strut!

Strut

What!

Ozzy

You imbecilic eater

Great green globs couldn't

Possibly be sweeter

Than a pile of eggs

You've got to smell them

Feel them

Crack them open

For a great big nest full
Land Before Time II - Eggs - http://motolyrics.com/land-before-time-ii/eggs-lyrics.html
I am hoping

Strut

I'm starving! I'm weak!

There's nothing in my tummy.

The mold on that tree

(Sung:) is starting to look yummy.

Ozzy

The colors and shapes

And assorted sizes

Gobble them all

For appetizers

Eggs-tasy

Strut

Ozzy, what's the matter

With a little vegetation?

Ozzy

I've had it up to hear

With this aggravation!

Strut

Can't I have

This piece of a tree?

Ozzy

Why can't you be more

Like me?

You leaf-loving

Strut

Hey

Ozzy

Bush-burping

Stem-smelling

Garden-gorging

Strut

Wait a minute!

Ozzy

Plant-popping, tree-tasting,

Dirt-devouring beast!

Strut

Ozzy

Ozzy

You've got to have eggs

Thrice a day

At least

Strut

Eggs.