Santy Claus, Santy Claus Lyrics

Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he cant drive
no more he got tunnle vision thats funny that aint
very christmasy but thats funny.
Santy Claus, Santy Claus up in the air deliverin all
kinds of goodies to kids everywhere Santy Claus,
Santy Claus landin on my house slidin down the chimney
quiet as a mouse Santy Claus,
Santy Claus Sleigh up on lifts,
Rudolp is wearin the rebel flag and his hat says grits
and tits Santy Claus, Santy Claus slidin down the chimney
without fear dont do that in San Francisco Santy Claus
theres to many queers Santy Claus,
Santy Claus stirin under the tree is he leavin a toolbak
or is he takin a pee Santy Claus,
Santy Claus you fatter than i thought u need to stay
away from them cookies i bought Santy Claus,
Santy Claus lightin farts in the kitchen trowin out
big flames man it was bitchin Santy Claus,
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tickle me Elmo under the tree and left him for dead
Santy Claus, Santy Claus leavin with them deers careful
Rudolph old Santy Claus has had too many beers Santy
Claus, Santy Claus i seen him go by down to the bad
shady part of town hell hes just a regular guy Santy
Claus, Santy Claus hes wavin at cars hes done for the
night son of a bitch is headed for titty bars Santy
Claus, Santy Claus take of that red suit and put on
these Wrangler jeans and skin lizard boots Santy Claus,
Santy Claus lets stop at K-MART get some colonge damn
you smell like deer farts Santy Claus,
Santy Claus lets party all night then lets go to Denny's
shoot well do it up right Santy Claus,
Santy Claus i ate a grnd slam without any trouble then
this mournin i was sick pooped a 2 rub and dub Santy
Claus, Santy Claus i heard u say as u left the room
Merry Christmas Fart knockers and i hope ya'll have
many more Santy Claus, Santy Claus