An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance Lyrics

Tonight I'll sit around pushing my shit down the drain
using a plunger and a clothespin
while I wrangle with the chain
Tonight I'll have potato chips
and watch my favorite shows
then watch some infomercials
then watch some tv show
Tonight I'll have 9 or 10 beers
Tonight I'll talk on the telephone
mindlessly until my ear burns from the feeling
from the strain of active nothing
Tonight I'll avoid my hopes and fears

Tonight I'll play shitloads of video games
Tonight I'll decide too late to go get on the train
and play out my stupid, misguided version of fun
Tonight I'll get stupid fucking drunk
and be an idiot, ashamed of what I've done

Tonight I'll bang out another shitty song Lawrence Arms - An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance - http://motolyrics.com/lawrence-arms/an-evening-of-extraordinary-circumstance-lyrics.html
thats unsatisfying.
It's been so fucking long since I really felt any other way
Tonight I'll crumple up these lyrics
and throw them away.
Tonight I'll make promises I know I'll never keep.
Tonight I'll talk on the telephone
wishing i had the energy to sleep
Tonight I'll sit around and bitch
Tonight I'll get hungry staring
at the mustard in my empty fridge

Maybe tomorrow I won't smoke no cigarettes
Maybe tomorrow I won't look back on tonight with vomit-soaked regrets
Maybe tomorrow I won't drown myself in spite
Maybe tomorrow I could try
and tomorrow can be better than tonight!

Sleep well and dream!
Plastic pillow that give way to someplace green
Sleep well and dream!