Ladies-in-waiting Lyrics

We're on the spot

Because we've got

To give the King

Ev'rything.

FIRST GIRL:

I give him his breakfast,

Served in royal state.

SECOND GIRL:

I give him his soda

Bicarbonate.

THIRD GIRL:

And when he wants funsy-wunsy,

When he wants funsy-wunsy--

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:

Pray, what do you give him?

THIRD GIRL:

I give him the gate!

SECOND GIRL:

I give him his haircut,

In his golden chair.

THIRD GIRL:

I give him his wig 'cause

There ain't no hair.

FIRST GIRL:

And when he wants candy-wandy,

When he wants candy-wandy--

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:

Pray, what do you give him?

FIRST GIRL:

I give him the air!

ALL:

We're ladies-in-waiting,

In waiting to the King,

As ladies-in-waiting

We're on the spot

Because we've got

To give the King

Ev'rything.

THIRD GIRL:

I carry his snuffbox

When he gives a dance.

FIRST GIRL:

I shoulder his gun when

He fights for France.

SECOND GIRL:

And when he wants tiddly-widdly,

When he wants tiddly-widdly--

FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD GIRL:

Pray, what do you give him?

SECOND GIRL:Les Girls Movie - Ladies-in-waiting - http://motolyrics.com/les-girls-movie/ladies-in-waiting-lyrics.html

A kick in the pants!

ALL:

We're ladies-in-waiting,

In waiting to the King,

As ladies-in-waiting

We're on the spot

Because we've got

To give the King

Ev'rything.

FIRST GIRL:

I give him his diet

When too fat he grows.

SECOND GIRL:

I tighten his corset

When still it shows.

FIRST GIRL:

And when he wants foodle-doodle,

When he wants foodle-doodle--

Pray, what do you give him?

SECOND GIRL:

A punch in the nose!

ALL:

We're ladies-in-waiting,

In waiting to the King,

As ladies-in-waiting

We're on the spot

Because we've got

To give the King

Ev'rything.

SECOND GIRL:

I fill him with brandy

When the weather's raw.

FIRST GIRL:

I sober him up

When it starts to thaw.

SECOND GIRL:

And when he wants nizzle-nozzle,

When he wants nizzle-nozzle--

Pray, what do you give him?

FIRST GIRL:

A sock in the jaw!

ALL:

We're ladies-in-waiting,

In waiting to the King,

As ladies-in-waiting

We're on the spot

Because we've got

To give the King

Ev'rything.