I Found A Hobby Lyrics

It started when,
a lad of 10
I told my friends
"I'll meet cha,
at Dr. Blood's revenge"
which was
a gresome
horror feature.
and when i saw
the awesome torture chamber in that flick,
I found I got a hard on,
while the other kids got sick.

I found a hobby.
I found a hobby.
out in the lobby,
I went insane.

a voice inside me,
said, "kid you love it,
I think you're into heavy pain" (?)

by 13 years
I'd taught my peers
about bondage and submission.
gave illistrated lectures on
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some boys take dirty books to the jon

and give themselves a whack.
I did the same with lithographs,
of thumbscrews and the rack. (?)

at 22
the time came due
to choose a lifes profession.
I struggled hard to think of one
inline with mine obession.
I could have been a boxer
or lawyer, yeah, i guess.
but no one causes suffering
like a lisenced DDS.

and now my hobby
aint just my hobby,
no ,its-a my job
to make
the patients shake with fear.
what started out as
a secret pastime.
is now my hobby....
and my career.
Say "Ahh"