Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Lyrics

If an aunt had balls, she would be?
Uh, the uncle

And in more trouble than?
A pregnant nun

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or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats

Awe, that little pig