London Underground Lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in - in a beamer or a merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss

Today I gotta take my bike
coz' once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards' want extra pay
For sitting on their ass all day
even though they earn £30k

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN?!

London underground (London underground)
They're all lazy, fucking useless cunts
London underground (London underground)
They're all greedy cunts, I wanna' shoot them all,
with a rifle...

All they say is "please mind the doors"
And they learn that on the 2-day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
They just leave us freezing in the cold,

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat,London Underground - London Underground - http://motolyrics.com/london-underground/london-underground-lyrics.html
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat,

So don't tell me to "mind the gap";
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!!

London underground (London underground)
They're all lazy, fucking useless cunts
London underground (London underground)
They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle.....

la la la laah,
la la la laah

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp

But the drivers get the day off when
WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!

London underground (London underground)
w-w-wankers, they're all wankers
London underground (London underground.....)

.....Take your oyster card and shove it up you're arsehole!!