Feelin€™ Seedy Lyrics

I'm feelin' seedy today
So please be gentle with me
My head feels like it's getting punched
By a million punching head punch guys
You can't even rhyme today
I woke up at the crack of noon
Promised myself that I won't drink again real soon
I got so goddamn drunk last night
That I passed out on the floor
Then I woke up in the cupboard
With a girl I've never seen before, she said
"Hey, what's the go?"
"Well what's your name?"
"Where are you from?"
Then I said, "Why in good green Gumby's name
Have you got my pants on, inside out,
Back to front and on your head?"
Urgh, feelin' real sick
I'm wearing lipstick
How come I did not stay home in bed?
I chose absinth instead (That'd do it) Los Capitanes - Feelin€™ Seedy - http://motolyrics.com/los-capitanes/feelin-seedy-lyrics.html
Now I'm stuck inside a cupboard
With a guy who's either passed or dead (Get away from me)
I'm feelin' seedy today so please just
Give me a break, stop asking me these questions
And put on your underwear for goodness sake (Sorry)
I'm just as scared as you, well I'd give you back
Your pants but you see, mine are missing too
Make my way into the bathroom
Know that I am gonna spew soon
Mascara looks a lot like a panda
Drink some coffee, stand on the veranda
Close my eyes as the sun warms up my face
I take a look at this place, so unfamiliar
Your dad'll kill ya
I lost all my cash and wound up with a...
A rash? decision. Uh, head? collision
Late night Rage on television
Find it tough to get a distinction
Between fable, fact or fiction
Need to pee, most definitely but the bathroom stinks
Oi, you can't blame me (Urgh)