Cliched Title For Kris Lyrics

I know a girl called Kris
Who believes in God and Elvis
And I'm an atheist
But we get on fine

I know a girl called Kris
Who's an astral-projectionist
And I want nothing to do with it
But we get on fine

I know a girl called KrisLucksmiths, The - Cliched Title For Kris - http://motolyrics.com/lucksmiths-the/cliched-title-for-kris-lyrics.html
Who eats celery and parsnips
And I eat fish and chips
But we get on fine

I know a girl called Kris
Who thinks leprechauns exist
And I think that's a load of shit
But we get on fine

She's a friend of my sisters
She's a friend of mine