The Funny Song Lyrics

I went down to the local bar

To buy my daddy a big cigar

When I got home he was dead

Somebody shot him in the head

Oh dear daddy

You're not gonna see me grieve

'Cause you brought out the worst in me

(Spoken:)

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It's true. It makes me cry.

When the funeral was through

I had myself a barbecue

Daddy's bones they sure taste good

I couldn't have stopped; if only I could

Oh dear daddy

You're not gonna see me sad

'Cause everything you did was bad