Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Lyrics

What a lovely evening for a stroll
I feel full of the Christmas Spirits [bangcrash] - Oh
Ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much Fosters
And we begged her not to go
She began to sing like Christmas
As she staggered outside lookin' for the snow

When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe

Now the duck is on the table
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And the blue and silver candles
That almost match the hair in Granny's wig

We went out and warned the neighbours
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a licence
To a guy that drives a sleigh and plays with elves

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
Sittin' there and watchin' tele
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without Grandma
And all the family's dressed in black
And we can't just help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send 'em back

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home f